Zen and the Art of Wasting My Fucking Life

This one's a doozy

2006-02-01T19:15:43Z

Friday

So we did play pool, Peter, Doug, John, Nick, and I, and it was pretty freaking amazing. Nick tried to use his fake ID which says he's Robert Cauldwell from Freeport, Maine. It actually came pretty damn close to working until:

Guy @ Bar/Owner of Pool Hall: 'What's the capital of Maine?'
Nick: 'Oh, I'm from Freeport'
Owner: 'Yeah, i know, but what's the capital?'
Nick: '...Freeport.'
Owner: 'No it isnt'
Nick: 'Fuck'

He was a nice guy, gave the ID back and we continued playing our game of pool. John called home because it was bugging him too much, and apparently the capital of Maine is Augusta.....AUGUSTA! What the fuck kind of name is that for the capital of a a place who's name is as lazy and bland as 'Maine.'

So we left the pool hall, walked a couple blocks, and apparently there was a big ECI party on Jane Street @ Baby Point Lounge? And apparently, I'm cool? I dont know, alot of people jumped me, and we kind of had to fight our way through them. The guys carried on but I was stopped by John Marc. Little random, considering we havent talked in a lllloooonnnngggg time. But he was pretty nice, and i guess whatever hatchet we had is buried now. He might have just been drunk, but whatever, It's still cool.

We then went to Pizza Pizza where two like, wangster chicks started talking random crap to us. Apparently when I eat my pizza crust, I look alot like the lead singer from Green Day eating a banana....weird.

We then went to Siobhan's to drink, smoke, and once intoxicated, we got bored and looked up facts about Freeport, the place Nick and I are from. Anyways, it's a really small town with a 14 person police staff and 3 black people. I suggest looking at it, its friggin hilarious. On the main Freeport site we tried registering a fake dog named Stroopie, but it didnt really work. He was a Redhound Coonhound, what a rediculous breed.

Saturday

I quit my job. Amazing. And then I broke my laptop while watching sixth sense with Petra.

Oh, and when I got home to tell the rents I quit, my baby cousin was there and I got him to say 'James Bailed.' WICKED.

Sunday
Rented Garden State but never watched it? LLAAAZZZYYY SSUUNNNDDDAAAAYYYY. Something good happened, I just cant remember what.

*5 minutes later*

Oh yeah! I had a drivers lesson, and my sketchy teacher kept talking about how the girl I drove with last time kept talking about how cute and funny I am, then when I was dropped off at home, he's like 'wait!', takes a couple minutes, hands me a peice of paper with her name, address, and phone number. How delightfully sketchy.

Monday
ALOT of yelling at Dell over my laptop. Also, there was a fire drill in the middle of my english essay? Fucking sweet deal. I think the essay went pretty well. Did I do anything else? No...not likely.

Tuesday
I bought and read 400 pages of a 530 page book about a gay Hermaphrodite who's Grandparents are brother and sister and her parents are cousins. It was an english ISU due Wednesday. FUCKED book. It's called Middlesex if this intruiges you and you want to read it. I dont know if I recommend of not.

Wednesday
Here I am in data class typing this. A coke to my right, Dave playing online poker while the teacher tries to buy Rob Zombie tickets? Was that a joke? I really dont know.

I finished the book during first period and I gotta present it or something next period. No one really knows. Sketchy drivers test after school, and then I gotta work on ffiillmm. Yeah, pretty fun. My teacher told me to throw some twists and descisions into my screenplay. I told him that the whole thing is a true story, (even though its an eleaborated version, i didnt tell him that because reality is an excuse for lateness), and he claims that the truth is boring. I disagree. Can the truth not be fun and thought-provoking, or do we all just fake it?

I'm gonna go to english now, gotta give the teacher an oral.
...I could have phrased that better.

*a hour and a bit later*

Yeah, so the teacher didnt even come to class. No point to reading that book. FUCK.
And some kid pulled the fire drill for the 3rd time since Friday. It's just getting really really annoying.

With luck...

2006-01-31T22:14:01Z

...there will be an update tonight. My laptop broke Saturday, and just got fixed now. So i'm gonna go back to reading this book, and if i finish in time, mad update.

Wow...i'm pretty much 6

2006-01-27T23:51:47Z

So. Last night. How bout that?

I went to work, and it was really really slow, so what I did was take a balloon that was there for decoration and put a slow leak in it, then cut the string to allow it to hit the ceiling. Jon and I then watched it slowly die and fall back down. When it was like, mid-level, we started using big toy shovels to make air push it in various directions. Its all fun until you hit yourself over the head with a shovel.

Came home and watched The OC for the first time in months. WHY DID I COME BACK?! ITS AWFUL!

And then today I skipped first and second to have breakfast with Mickey at the diner. Nice conversations. By the way, if coffee refills are free, whats pushing it? We had 3 cups each and our meals were long done after cup 2. Did the money I paid for the meal entitle me to sit there for as long as I want with coffee?

And by the money I paid, I mean the money Mickey paid, because I'm poor. Stupid bills and saving. That guy pays for alot of the stuff we do, I should repay him one day.

Then I went to video class and finished my screenplay. Essentially, since i couldnt come up with anything original so I just did a part of my life. Well, a fragmented version of my life, using the people in it, just with different names. Exept Odran, because who would change a name like Odran? Its the story of Meaghan and I's friendship, but instead, the guy falls in love with her. No, I'm not in love with Meaghan. Sorry to disappoint you, readers. It's just a good story. Anyways....should I tell the ending or leave it at that? Comment and tell me I should tell you the whole story and the end, or wait and publish the whole screenplay. (The latter seems kind of unlikely.)

And I went to Tim Horton's for spare. What the fuck am I becoming? Anyways, I had coupons, so I bought a dozen donuts. Dumb choice, I only ate like, 4, and gave the rest away. Plus, just seconds ago I fought with how to spell the word 'desicion', and I wasnt sure, so I just said 'choice'. I probably didnt even spell it right there.

Then came home, sat on this chair, and havent really left it. FUCK, i work tomorrow. I dont like that.

Meaghan's convinced herself that her sister Jessie and I are in love. What fun.

Okay, this one is anger-inducing. Siobhan called me up and said that 4 seperate parents from my group of 20 friends going on grad trip with us fucking called the resort to say they didnt want their kids going on this grad trip. They didnt even fucking bother calling up Siobhan's mom, who's organizing this, they just fucking ratted to the resort. So now, I have to pay a twenty-fucking-five dollar security deposit and get my parents to write and sign a consent form. Not that that's any trouble because my parents dont mind me going, but now if we get even one noise complaint, we're out on our asses. If I lose money, or I'm kicked out, I will happily go to the parents and tell them to give me my $110. If not, I'll flip out and cuss them out. I do a pretty good cussout. I'll mention more on this topic when I know it.

If all goes well, I'm going to drink with the boys and then play pool tonight. Wish me luck.

Ugh.

2006-01-26T18:37:32Z

Long day. History came first which is always fucking lloonngg. I skipped gym and went to Tim Hortons with Mills. (FUCK, IM BECOMING MEAGHAN!) Then went home for lunch and burned Mills a CD of the pictures I took of his CO-OP. I got bored and labelled it 'Cock Hungry Faggots 9' just to fuck with him.

I'm in data management now. English is next but I really dont want to go? I will.

I have work tonight. I just might quit.

drama

2006-01-26T05:07:18Z

fuckit, this is all you're getting today for an update. I'll explain tomorrow?

There are pictures, you just dont want to see them.

2006-01-25T01:44:17Z

Today was boring.

Get up. Shower. Mom's at the gym, so there's no coffee. Great.

History Class. Poke Smale about the election, that should last about an hour of class time.

Gym. Fuck that, I'm leaving early. Darcy decided he was going to throw his broken iPod out because it was way out of warrenty, so instead we just beat the shit out of it. There goes all my tension to iPods.

Lunch. Some bagels at home, then pissing away the rest in the halls.

English. I didnt go. Instead, I went to Tims with Shannon and got coffee while I studied Data. For the test last period. Plus, I got my script for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Data. Test. I thought I knew nothing, but it all came together when I needed it. That seems to happen alot, I can do all this things, and know all these facts, but only when i really need it. Weird.

School's over. I walked Morgan and Siobhan to the TTC, then went to Tims and got another coffee, trying to kill time until I went to Mills' physio thing.

Mills' physio thing. I went pretty early. I was supposed to meet him at 4:30 to return the calculator I borrowed, and take pictures of his CO-OP for the presentation he has to do. I showed up at 5 to 4. Sat on a bench for 35 minutes listening to music. I didnt mind.

Walked Mills to the TTC. Went to Tims AGAIN, but only to buy a travel mug, for future coffee endeavors. I cant spell that word.

I've been home since. I might start writing my screenplay more. Oh, I'm writing a screenplay, by the way. It was going to be for video, but now its just for me. I dont think anyone will be able to read it, but it's a john cusack kinda love story. You know, based on a girl, but not like Notebook-mushy romance, just kinda sweet, but mostly comedy. It'll be based on a story in my life. BASED, not exact. There will be alterations.

I like this. Things are gonna be alright.

A month and 9 days

2006-01-24T02:23:02Z

It's been a long time since I updated this, so here we friggin go.

December 14-20ish: Work got really busy. Christmas hours + Toy Store = i hate my fucking job.
December 21-23ish: Meaghan was really depressed, and she's important to me, so I wasn't great either.
December 24th: I hate my fucking job. X-Mas eve. DDDDIIIIEEEEE.
December 25th: Christmas. Got an iPod sounddock. And money. Very slow.
December 26th - 30th: I dont think I liked these days, but I did get a guitar.
December 31st: Siobhan's new years party. Maybe I'll post pictures. I came home really friggin late and missed a bunch of phone calls, so the parents flipped out and grounded me, which they never do.
January 1st-3rd: Grounded. Sat at home without anything and didnt talk to anyone. Some people missed me, others didnt even realize I was gone.
January 4th-8th: Finished the break. Did I do anything good? I dont think so, but I'm up for being reminded.
January 9th-13th: I dont really like school. I didnt go much.
January 14th: Didnt shannon have a party or something? We got drunk and watched power rangers? that was friggin hilarious, I suggest it to everyone. I still didnt finish all the Jagermeister I got from New Years.
January 15th: I guess I slept. I'm not really sure. OH! I read half a book for Philosophy, was NOT good.
January 16th: Stayed up all night reading the other half of that book and writing a review thing. There was a wicked analogy about Superman/Batman.
January 17th: Handed in review. Good feeling.
January 18-20th: Probably skipped alot to go to Starbucks/Tims. Worked too. They're trying to pull some shit where they're taking all of our breaks away, so I'm pretty sure I'll quit. I think this is around where i started feeling pretty crappy. Maybe earlier.
January 21st: Did nothing again. Fuck.
January 22nd: I just hung out? I dont really know. OH! WORK! Ugh.
Today: Fuck first period, second too, I just went to Starbucks. Then I went to video, and then Tim's with Doug, Brant, and Emily. Came back and went to Drama. I'm gonna be Willy Wonka in the school play now. Other than that, nothing great. Yeah. I lack goodnesss.

There, you're caught up. I'll try and update more. I'm thinking every other day or something. Mondays are good. Tuesdays too. Wednesdays, Thursdays, both good, but i dont want to do a new one every friggin day. Friday's I might be out, saturdays too. Sundays aint bad.

1manrevolution @ 2005-12-14T22:47:00

2005-12-15T04:16:04Z

Ah, my spare. For those of you who do not know, Doug, Baughn, Nick, Simpson, sometimes Bill, sometimes Mills, sometimes Adam and I all have the same spare, and pretty much, all we every do is go to my house and play several hours of Super Smash Bros.

There are many reasons why this 2-3 hour session 2-3 times a week is friggin amazing.

Reason #1: The People Although there are a couple good friends missing, but mainly, this is a large group of the people I hang out with AFTER school.

Reason #2: The Bad and Good Jokes I dont know why they're so funny, but comments like "Hyrule? I Rule!" can put me in stitches. And then there are actually great jokes about whats going on in the game and even certain other jokes about people which we dare not say in an open area.

Reason #3: The Food I can make KD like it's nobody's fucking business.

Reason #4: Pissing people off (mainly Baughn) with cheapness Pretty self explanitory, any time a cheap move is used on Baughn, or a good move used repeatedly, he'll freak out, and its really funny to watch. Example: Baughn gets hit with a sword and flies near the edge and then swallowed by Kirby and jumped off. aaahhhh, thats only funny to us.

Reason #5: The pause button Many many times we have paused the game to find a rediculously gay pose. This next picture will make the entire blog with while.

THATS MY BLOG, YO!

Big update tomorrow.

2005-12-13T04:34:46Z

Hopefully this will tide you over until tomorrow. You may or may not understand it.

1manrevolution @ 2005-12-11T20:40:00

2005-12-12T02:00:16Z

Go see Narnia, jerks.

So yeah, a serious lack of updates, but I'm going to try and get back into the swing of things.

So I went to friggin Laser Quest on friday, and i tried to get the name "HAMBURGLER" as a joke for Nick, and I even fucking wrote it down so that he wouldnt hear it, but of course, they fucking put me in as HAMBURGER. So we started to play and after about 20 minutes I realize that my gun doesnt work, and it never did, thus, I came in dead last. Oh well, spare tomorrow, and video games.

I need change.

Songs

2005-11-24T21:17:57Z

This is a list of alot of good songs, and things that I think of when I listen to them, or good subject matter that is unique or outstanding in its field.

Thinking about your struggling band
Long way to the top – AC/DC

Singing the first song of a show
Attention – The Academy Is…

Girl whos life you ruined
Jaded - Aerosmith

A song that makes you wish you were dating a girl named Ruby
Ruby – Apples in Stereo

Walking into winter at night
Behind the Waterfall – Apples in Stereo

Walking into winter in day
I was A Kaleidoscope – Death Cab For Cutie

Pump up song for music
You aint seen nothing yet - BTO

Calm watching life go by
Pinch me – Barenaked Ladies

Realizing how long life is and how much you can do with it
Army – Ben Folds Five

Best song about thinking about an apathetic girl
Steal my kisses – Ben Harper

Best song to imagine being a piano player in a bar
Piano Man – Billy Joel

Best revolt song
I’m feeling this – Blink 182

Best song about dating a friend
Please take me home – Blink 182

Best cussing someone out song
Shut up – Blink 182

Best post-party walking home
Soco Ameretto Lime – Brand New

After a big life change
First day of my life – Bright Eyes

Thinking about a friend in a hospital
Testing the Strong ones - Copeland

Thinking about you’re place in helping said hospitalized friend
Take Care - Copeland

Best song thinking about a long distance lover
California - Copeland

Best song about a girl that only you find beauty in
Always a Woman - Copeland

Good song for staying out and doing nothing but being with a friend
Coffee - Copeland

Love that carries into the afterlife
I Will Follow You Into The Dark – Death Cab for Cutie

Best song about a dead father (if he was an asshole)
Styrofoam Plates – Death Cab for Cutie

Best song about a dead father (if he was a great man)
My Father’s Gun – Elton John

Best song to play the minute the new year starts
New Year – Death Cab for Cutie

Thinking about a girl who just plays mind games
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing – Jack Johnson

Positive depressing song
Hallelujah – Jeff Buckley

Best song to accurately describe high school life
High School – Jeremy Fisher

Best song for a deceased friend
Hear you me – Jimmy Eat World

Best rock fantasy song
Praise Chorus – Jimmy Eat World

Best song about friends / Road Trip
The World You Love – Jimmy Eat World

Accepting that you need help in doing something
I’m No Superman – Lazlo Bane

Upbeat song about proving your love
Fool in the Rain – Led Zeppelin

Makes you want to fight (for girls)
Combat Baby - Metric

Makes you want to fight (for guys)
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor (thanks Meaghan)

Great chilling song, added points for intoxication
Gravity Rides Everything – Modest Mouse

Hangover
Good Times Are Killing Me – Modest Mouse

Great life song with possible pedophilia references
Get what you give – New Radicals

Video game centered song
99 lives – The Pettit Project

Best theme song
California – Phantom Planet

Best song for thinking about an amazing girl who you made your life
Hey There Delilah – Plain White T’s

Airplane ride
Such great heights – Postal Service

Best breakup song
Nothing better – Postal Service

Best stop listen to others song
I want to break free - Queen

Best song to think about the stupid things in your past that you now know better
Ooh la la – Rod Stewart

Best traveling long distance song (better if you’re in America)
America – Simon and Garfunkel

Best use of banjo
Sweet City Woman - Stampeders

Best reunited with an ex song
Your Ex-Lover is Dead - Stars

Best walking home from a long day
Thousand Miles – Vanessa Carlton

Best walking and not letting anything get in your way
Bittersweet Symphony – The Verve

Liking a girl that’s out of your league
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

1manrevolution @ 2005-11-17T13:43:00

2005-11-17T18:43:32Z

"Yet we have gone on living,
Living and partly living."
~T.S. Eliot

Lack of updates.

2005-11-12T20:13:23Z

Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television,
choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.
Choose life.

Teaching School

2005-11-04T14:13:45Z

Teaching School

Day 1: Learn to operate a VCR
Day 2: Graduate
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Some of you may disagree with my school layout here, but I beg to differ. As I went for a walk during English class yesterday (that can that I can go for a half hour walk in the middle of class does not help the case of the teachers), and I looked in on six classes, ALL of which were simply watching movies on their designated subject.

Frankly I dont care about the greater scheme of this, such as "Are we getting the education we deserve?" or "Are we getting our tax dollars' worth?", no, this is just a comment.

New layout

2005-11-04T04:38:17Z

This TOTALLY counts as an update.

THANKS MEAGHYPIEMCHELPERELF!

Dun dun dun dun duh dun dun dun...rock lobster!

2005-11-03T00:10:43Z

Douglas James Wright passed me this note yesterday in English. It was his 'Physics Notes' from the previous period.

Thanks Doug!

God, thats alot of gum.

2005-11-02T05:01:20Z

The following is important pictures from Halloween night, and then some stuff from today (and if anyone of you so much as makes a single fucking rude/disrespectful comment about my cousin, you're fucking gone)

DANTE WAS A GIRAFFE!

PETTING A KITTY!

He had to fight the costume alot.

Alot.

So the giraffe just became a guy who chilled on his shoulder.

And then the costume just came off. (He tried changing the channel of the cat)

Juicebox.

Juicebox and Candy.

Juicebox, Candy, and REMOTE!

So then the next day I went to a work meeting to learn about the products. There was alot of people from all Masterminds. Free candy was given and I stocked up on alot that I shouldnt have. Here begins the gum pile.

Ehhhh, Mickey.

We got name tags. Originally we were Jay and Silent Bob, but nobody got it. So we went to Clark Kent and Peter Parker. Which I decided I didnt want to be Clark because I'm way more a Spidey fan, so I went Norman Osborn. Again, nobody got it, so we settled on Calvin and Hobbes. (I was Calvin)

The dinner was shit, the people were good.

Two hours or so later we start to leave and put our name tags on the escalator to watch them go round and round. We only stayed for one rotation to make sure it worked.

So I stole 209 peices of Double Bubble, and am now accepting ideas on something to do (i.e. How many I can chew at once?)

Hallow's Eve

2005-10-31T22:52:31Z

I really really suck at intros. It took like 5 minutes to come up with even THIS! THIS VERY FUCKING BLURB OF TEXT!

Siobhannnnnnnnn.

I amaze me.

John came as Zoltan, and sadly, he looked cooler than usual. He should always wear that jacket and hair.

Ah halloween. The day for all girls to dress like sluts and put on wings/cat ears.

I always knew Doug was black.

Tinkerbell (Note: not slutty)

I dont even know...

JIM MORRISON! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

Okay, this is almost my favorite costume. Peter stopped at my house and got clothes that are distinctly me. Mastermind shirt, brown pants, my shoes, slurpee bracelet, black hair + goatee.

Ninja....*cough*copycat*cough*

THIS is my favorite costume. Nothing will ever be better ever.

I dont drink liquor, he's totally out of character!

Alcohol at its finest.

Andrea as the Castaway from Cast Away.

DAMMIT SPENCER! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THAT FACE?BACKWARDS!

Neil...with a freaking BACKWARDS spidey costume!

Is that Michael Jackson?

Yes...yes it is...

GirlWhoI'veOnlyMetOnceButApparentlyEverybodyElseKnows(HerNameIsCory) as Medusa

Wood nymph? Grass? Irony?

Can you spot the ninja?

My spidey-sense is tingling....hehe...so are my toes...and my....hehehehehehehehehehe

Dun fuck with us.

A stunning rendition of Billy Jean

Andrew's starting to stumble. Within the hour he'll be passed out.

"Dammit Andrea, keep drinking!" - J. Hardisty

Yeah, he walked the streets in it.

I'm honestly thinking of making this picture my desktop background.

Fries don't carry money.

Which one is Nick?

I took this picture while laughing to remind myself that i accidentally got off 3 floors early and started banging on someone elses door. When I realized, I ran to the elevator just as some angry man opened the door.

We walked home from High Park to Royal York along Bloor @ 1:30am.

I lowered an awning out of boredom and fasination. Somehow we overplayed it in this picture, and I think Nick is trying to take cred.

This random guy walking out of a bar fucking owns my life (ranch ranch ranch ranch ranch)

THE NEXT DAY (Also known as Monday)

Bill's expression when I showed him the ranch tooth.

A halloween 'Mummification.' The goal is to be duct taped to the wall and see who lasts longest. We didnt do too bad. We only lasted like 30 seconds but i beat the like 105 pound girl next to me, so it was a personal victory.

Me and Drew fought while getting the tape off. It was a weird wrestling dance.

Also, during the drive to McDonalds I yelled alot of drunken shit out of the window at random people. Such as:

"Get a Face"
"Gain some wait and then lose it!"
"Grow some hair...THEN CUT IT!"
"I find you personally unattractive!"
"I can smell that from here!"

and of course, to some old woman at the corner:
"YOU'RE OLD!"
*we then break, waiting for the light to change. A minute goes by and we start to drive*
"SORRY FOR THAT AWKWARD STOPPING, YOU'RE STILL OLD!"

Clear lack of updates...

2005-10-31T18:05:40Z

I cant find my camera cord, cut me some slack.

Reasons my parents think I'm a crack user

2005-10-26T20:43:50Z

10. I rollerblade home from work and usually take my time. So even though I live 10 minutes from work, I'm home a half hour after closing, and since I'm travelling at high speed with wind in my eye, I enter the house with red/watery eyes.

9. I stay up real late then sleep until 8 minutes before the bell the next morning.

8. My dad took the laundry off of my floor and a spoon fell from a pants pocket. I had used it for soup earlier that day at work

7. I come home tired alot after days of Weight Room, and I've been fitter/skinnier since.

6. My mum is starting to cook with like random spices, and since I'm a plain eater I dont eat it. So I end up not eating like all day until i just gorge out on a huge meal later.

5. They piss me off alot, so I flip from angry to normal constantly.

4. My mum starting going through my back to see school stuff, so since then my room is always locked, with everything I own in it.

3. The other day Doug called me, and my parents said that my cell was ringing (I was in a different room), and when I asked who they said the didnt recognize the number. Anyways, Doug asked if I want to go biking, so it went like such 'Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Alright cool. *hang up* Alright, I'm going out. *leaves*'

2. As I was going to meet Doug, my mum saw me pocket $50 that I owed him.

1. Today my friend Ferdelle was sick and hungry, So I went and biked to Tim Hortons to get the timbits she wanted. On the way back the bottom fell out and so did a couple timbits, making me quickly put the box against my jacket to prevent losing more. I fixed the bottom and stuffed it in my jacket. Moments later my mum drove by and saw me, biking in the middle of class, black jacket covered in white powder, and a big box stuffed into my jacket.

Such Great Heights

2005-10-24T19:25:19Z

In the words of Elizabethtown: "Take the time to dance alone with one hand waving free"

....I chose a roof

Sometimes I love life.

mhmmmmmz

2005-10-24T19:22:17Z

So here's some stuff. This intro sucks.

On Saturday, Meaghan and I went to go see Elizabethtown. An amazing night. Too much greatness to take many photos.

COMEON, WHO KEEPS IT IN THAT FRIGGIN BAG?

I wore Mickey's uniform/nametag all day. Not one person noticed.

Greatest. Book. Ever.

My favorite part of it.

I only put this in because somehow this happened when I rotated it.

There's actually a GOOD guitar at Mastermind, which I play with alot.

10 points and my eternal love to whoever buys me this.

This memo made me chuckle.

This too.

That last memo reminded me that at work, a man came in with a black eye patch, which you could tell he HAD to use, and asked me for pirate toys. I tried so damn hard not to laugh.

I shamed Jon with an anti-leafs necklace thing. (NOTE: I'm not anti-beer, but rather Pro-MakingFunOfJon)

A triangle inflatable snow tube? What are we poisoning todays youth with?!

Then I visited Erika at work.

For serious, WHO GETS THAT AS A PERSONALIZED PLATE?)

Monday Lunch. Billdrea is cute.

I was South Park's Kenny in English. I dont know why...

BWAHAHAHAHHA! It looks like Mala is licking a very tiny Brant!

Hey There Delilah

2005-10-24T05:04:17Z

Here's to you.
This song's for you.

3 short pictures

2005-10-22T20:20:03Z

Last night these pictures were taken, I didnt really document the events of the night that well.

Serious, a huge budget movie like Batman Begins and THIS is the bonus features menu. Why even make one?

I cant be the only one who finds this billboard inappropriate.

Eddie Murphy's wide acting range.

Fucking cunt shit god damn ass fuck dick

2005-10-21T04:26:46Z

So I just had a lovely fucking chat with my father, bitching at me that my mum found a 4/10 english paragraph while she was going throught my fucking bag. You see, she does this, she goes into my bag, my room, my life. So I ask of you, random readers, to comment below and back me up, or tell me whats what. I know everybody has family problems, and this is not the worst of mine, it is just current and unacceptable. So please, answer me, do your parents go through your things and invade your privacy? Do they lay off on what doesnt belong to them?

Fuck, this was written in the heat of the moment, written so sloppily, missing alot of details and FUCKING FUCK. AARRRGGHH!